Xanthe’s finally ready to get back on Threads, while Frank deletes it on air! Wtf is up with the online thirst for a villain story (re: Summer House)! Misc. Instagram Stories strategies and an impromptu crash course on them! How to analyze culture without being a hater! Why cigarettes being “in” are a sign of the times in such a major way! Plus the latest influencer x AI nightmare material!

And lots of other random things, per usual!